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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call wento out that there was a small medium at large.
He couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to him.
He said she was average because he was mean.
Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but that would be pointless.
An invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at either.