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You know, there's a whole lot of dirty man-with-sheep-jokes one could illustrate with DOS and post here, but I won't do so out of respect for nexpes's contribution.
But here are the dialogues that could have taken place in Cyseal anyday:

Roddrick and Scarlett facing each other, one sheep between
[Roddr] Dear, if you would ever feel the need to relieve yourself and I'm not there, you can allways use this goat.
[Scarl] ?!? What are you ..? Besides, that's not even a goat!
[Roddr] Wasn't talking to you!


Roddrick to doctor
[Roddr] Doctor! What is wrong whith me!
[Dr] It seems you're suffering from lycantropy sir. Do you have any idea how you were infected?
Roddrick to sheep
[Roddr] I'm done with you, Dolly!
--note-- that's how all weresheep came to be

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Mmm...
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WAIT!
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Much better!

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The votes are in and the sheep is the winner! Well done Nexpes, but also everybody who participated. You made us a smile a lot & that helps as we're forcing ourselves through the final stretch of development.

[img]http://imgur.com/J6a30Kx[/img]

Thank you!

P.S.

Expect a mail from Lynn soon Nexpes!

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Congratulations, Nexpes, that was indeed a very good entry.

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First thing that came to mind when I saw the contest :P
I actually laughed with the other sheep one, because that was exactly what I did my first playtrough laugh

I'm really glad you enjoyed my entry, that was all I could hope for!

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I admit it saddens me I lost .. oh well .. there will be more challenges. Congratulations Nexpes!

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Congratulations Nexpes! Enjoy your new collector's edition!^^

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Congrats Nexpes! *sobs a bit* you lucky bastard wink

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Congratulations Nexpes. It was my favorite too!

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well done Nexpes, and once again, your screenshot is even funnier after watching the Black Adder laugh laugh


"-Oh that's fullmoon, cuttie cuttie sheep
-baaaaaaOOOOORGH"
***Sprotch***

Weresheeps will rule the world (At least one night every 29 days)
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NICE! Congratulations Nexpes! You really deserved it! smile (but it does not change the fact that I envy you wink )


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Congrats Nexpes... that sheep didn't die for nothing now! wink

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Originally Posted by Nexpes
As a poor student who really really really wants this CE!

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PS: Can you find out where I took the screenshot? wink



Ya you deserve it my friend.. thats funny.

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Nexpes, this one is for you laugh



"-Oh that's fullmoon, cuttie cuttie sheep
-baaaaaaOOOOORGH"
***Sprotch***

Weresheeps will rule the world (At least one night every 29 days)
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