You know, there's a whole lot of dirty man-with-sheep-jokes one could illustrate with DOS and post here, but I won't do so out of respect for nexpes's contribution.
But here are the dialogues that could have taken place in Cyseal anyday:
Roddrick and Scarlett facing each other, one sheep between
[Roddr] Dear, if you would ever feel the need to relieve yourself and I'm not there, you can allways use this goat.
[Scarl] ?!? What are you ..? Besides, that's not even a goat!
[Roddr] Wasn't talking to you!
Roddrick to doctor
[Roddr] Doctor! What is wrong whith me!
[Dr] It seems you're suffering from lycantropy sir. Do you have any idea how you were infected?
Roddrick to sheep
[Roddr] I'm done with you, Dolly!
--note-- that's how all weresheep came to be