Those are funny lyrics.
My favorite - by Spirit of the West-
You'll have to excuse me, i'm not at my best
I've been gone for a month, i've been drunk since i left
These so called vavcations will soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink, i need home for a rest
Basically about a guys trip through England "Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats"
Great drinking tune.